Friday, December 17, 2010

Merry Christmas

No "Happy Holidays" here... No Holiday Tree or Seasonal Music for me.  Gimme a break.  A wise man once said that "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."  


On that note, here's the 12 Days of Christmas, as penned by the writers of Scrubs.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve beaten children 
Eleven drive-by shootings 
Ten frozen homeless 
Nine amputations 
Eight burn victims 
Seven strangled shoppers 
Six random knifings 
Five suicides 
Four beaten wives 
Three O.D.'s 
Two shattered skulls 
And a drunk who drove into a tree...


Be safe out there!

New Station Update

So, it's pretty nice.  It could be way nicer, but I'm stoked to be here.  Sorry for the lack of updates recently... Standby to standby, as a new post is coming shortly...