No "Happy Holidays" here... No Holiday Tree or Seasonal Music for me. Gimme a break. A wise man once said that "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
On that note, here's the 12 Days of Christmas, as penned by the writers of Scrubs.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve beaten children
Eleven drive-by shootings
Ten frozen homeless
Nine amputations
Eight burn victims
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three O.D.'s
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree...
Be safe out there!
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